Recent content by kingmichael

I really thought I found the rhythm with Dork Unit. There was this stretch where the hits kept coming and it felt like I was actually ahead of the script. Then suddenly it just shut down completely. No bonus, no wins, not even a fake-out. It was like the slot got bored of me mid-session

Hopped on 7Bit last night half buzzed, tossed in a little BTC just for fun. First few spins on Tombstone RIP were hittin’ back to back and I was like damn maybe this site got some heat. Switched over to Dork Unit, did like x150 spins at a buck each, feelin’ cocky as hell thinkin’ I cracked the...

@wagnerpatrick just make sure you don’t accidentally trigger a bonus. I hit “claim” thinkin’ it was just info and these assholes locked up my whole balance under bonus terms

I had a decent run on their blackjack tables, but the UI is clunky, like early 2010s clunky. Also, withdrawals took me 4 business days with Skrill, which wasn’t terrible, just slower than I expected

@gatesmichael hey, your $850 land yet?

Still getting the same copy-paste email. Might as well be talking to a fkn toaster

@thomas10 You should screen record everything — withdrawals, chats, even emails. In case you have to go to arbitration

yeah bro, that shit screams scam vibes all over. When they start tossin’ out “huge bonuses” and “instant payouts” but don’t say jack about licensing, that’s a fat f**kin red flag. These sketchy-ass sites know exactly how to bait people—flashy offers, zero transparency

Could be worse — bro that’s just cope. Nobody wants to sit in shit just because someone else has it worse. Everyone wants better — better bonuses, better service, better everything. You don’t keep driving a beat-up car just ‘cause it still moves. You want an upgrade, not a reminder that at least...

Yeah, but even experienced players can’t keep hitting those insane wins. It’s like... odds are stacked against us. What’s the point of playing if the house always wins?

Totally feel you on this! It's like watching a magic show where the magician never misses. 😒 Makes me think they got some insider edge or something.

It makes it feel less like a scam. But some folks might still get reckless seeing those big wins.

His wins are insane, especially that £27k one! Anyone know what games he plays the most?