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They claim RTPs around 96%, but that’s cap, felt more like 40% on a good day. Tried to pull out what little I had left and... fkn verification hell. Had to upload ID, utility bill, selfie, probably my fkn blood type too, and still got hit with “processing delays.” Took 6 days to see $28 hit my wallet, lmao.
Site runs like it’s stuck in Internet Explorer, mobile's glitchy as hell, and their live chat might as well be AI from 2010. Whole thing feels like a nostalgia trap for boomers with bad luck
They claim RTPs around 96%, but that’s cap, felt more like 40% on a good day. Tried to pull out what little I had left and... fkn verification hell. Had to upload ID, utility bill, selfie, probably my fkn blood type too, and still got hit with “processing delays.” Took 6 days to see $28 hit my wallet, lmao.
Site runs like it’s stuck in Internet Explorer, mobile's glitchy as hell, and their live chat might as well be AI from 2010. Whole thing feels like a nostalgia trap for boomers with bad luck